Ya Get it?

Hoof Hearted?  That's kind of a weird name for a blog isn't it?  Well maybe you're still a little confused.  Say it out loud (maybe 2 or 3 times), go ahead...I'll give you a minute.  Get it now?  Good.  I hope you got a laugh, and I hope every time you come back you get a little chuckle.  Let's be honest here, no matter your age or level of sophistication...fart jokes are still, and always will be, funny.

Ok, now that I've got that out of my system...Welcome to my blog!  I don't really know what I'm doing here; I have no theme to my blog, I don't have anything specific to blog about (at this point).  I guess it's just something to do to keep me busy.  You see, I have had a little bit of time on my hands lately being unemployed.  Maybe deep down, I think some random someone will stumble upon here and discover that I would be a perfect fit as a writer for SNL (Lord knows they need one).  I recently deactivated my facebook account. So maybe this is some way of still having a social networking activity (although I do have a twitter account that I am trying to learn....follow me, @adamemmett).  Maybe my wife will read this from time to time and think, "Hmmm, he's still a pretty funny guy." 

I don't think, though, I want this to be all about humor.   Although, I do have some pretty random thoughts that might make for a good laugh.  I hope that maybe through this blog that I will work out some creative bug inside me and that I will learn something about myself through writing that otherwise I never would have known. 

What kind of topics can you expect to see here?  Well, now that Alaina (my 20 month old) is talking quite a bit, I may have a 'What did Alaina say now?' segment.  Sarah (my wife) may be featured as a subject matter from time to time.  I may decide to get a little "churchy" sometimes (if you're going to follow my blog regularly, I would recommend reading "In a Pit with a Lion on a Snowy Day" by Mark Batterson.  That's probably where my "churchy" side will come from).  Rants; music rants, celebrity rants, media rants, (don't worry if Glen Beck just came to mind.  It won't be like that). 

Again, I really don't know what this  blog will hold.  If anyone has any suggestions, I would love to hear.

Ok, pretend it has been 20 minutes since you read that last sentence.  Because, that's how long I have been thinking about publishing this or not.  I'm just gonna do it.  For some reason I was under the impression that your first blog should be some eloquent piece of literature that would be worthy of a Pulitzer nomination.  Well, this ain't no Pulitzer Prize winning piece.  This is me just slapping down some thoughts and observations that come my way.  I hope at least someone is either entertained, enlightened or intrigued.  There...I got my first one out of the way.  It can only get better from here, right?